I have a good idea for a party

I look 35. The reason given to me by my coworker is  "your chubby".

FLORENCE, South Carolina (AP) -- Federal authorities say a South Carolina teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus.

A dark portrait of Ryan Schallenberger emerged Tuesday in a federal courtroom. Prosecutors are arguing that the teen needs a psychological evaluation.

An ATF ( Read more... )

After 7months of only having two channels, even though Lisa and I pay for basic cable, I finally called Comcast. The guy came over 20minutes after the call and here I thought I would have the dreaded adult experience of waiting for the cable guy. After telling him we have had little TV since we moved here he exclaimed "What did you do?", like I had ( Read more... )

Lately I have become obsessed with William Hurt, not the 80s dreamboat WASPY one but the old, grumpy man one. Here are some movies I saw mostly with Mr.Hurt ( Read more... )

Austin was awesome, as always. The party was off the chain and I stayed up until 9am and it was dumb and great. On Sunday we watched these awful movies ( Read more... )

I've been turned over to a collections agency. BURNED! Well this sucks.

Back when we visit Tom in November I was pulled over in the middle of night, in the middle of nowhere on Thanksgiving morning. I did an illegal uturn. Even though I argued with the cop that THERE WAS NO ONE THERE, I was still issued a ticket but for not having copy/suspended registration (which is still a mystery) and not having a copy of my ( Read more... )

Last night my sister calls at 1am, three times in a row, I try calling back. No answer. She leaves a crying message that I must call her back ASAP. My first thought: my parents are dead. My next more rational thought: her boyfriend broke up with her ( Read more... )

This is a snippet from TMZ about Kirsten Dunst, who recently checked into rehab ( Read more... )