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Jun 03, 2006 15:21


With this awful sun light hitting the side of my face I find myself growing increasingly concerned about just how filthy my computer screen is. I mean come on! how many old man dentures did I have to pull out of dirty dish water to afford this baby and look at how I treat it. My cat is curled up asleep on the bed next to me, all day I've been ( Read more... )

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flissy June 3 2006, 11:55:51 UTC
Oh, Bernie!

I'm starting an association for university graduates who can not, or no longer wish to, find employment in their chosen fields.

It's called: 'What Would Jesus Do If He Went To Uni and Got Nothing Out Of It Other Than Knowing Stuff?' (WWJDIHWTUGNOOIOTKS).

What a catchy acronym!

Membership is free, in exchange for toasted cheese sandwiches.

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iainsidiocy June 4 2006, 04:08:48 UTC
whats that old box song that andy gets so wrong?

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leadingdog June 5 2006, 06:13:33 UTC
You mean Andy's Push box?

Squeeze box- by The Who is what it's really called Andy just likes to push it is all.

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Holly Valance's KISS KISS iainsidiocy June 5 2006, 08:36:32 UTC
Hey Baby,

Please you will be in your element as an addictions counsellor, yet I feel you may snap and do shattered glass Bernie when they say "I'm having a crack baby, can I still do heroin on a matress in a warehouse and give head to pay for it."

BABY CANDY HAD MESSED WITH MY BRAIN.

Wait till DVD and make sure Andy does the appropriate scene selections, for you. %30 of it is DEFINITELY not something you should ever see.

As for me, baby I'm speechless when it comes to Ben. I'm so GLAD I asked him out. For the FIRST time ever, things are happening to me, without drama. Baby we kissed today in a store room! lol, but seriously, it was the best kiss of my LIFE and I've NEVER felt like I did then, uuhhhh, so cheesy, but I swear to god, it felt like the first real kiss i'd had.

MEOW

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Marky's Footprints!!! iainsidiocy June 5 2006, 11:58:58 UTC
Meow Baby!

Im soooooooo happy to hear things are going well for you two, Ive been spreading the news I called my mum and told her she is so excited for you my dear :) Ohh a kiss in the store room, almost as good as my long dream of being kissed in the meat freezer at my old supa valu? remember amongst the Adelphi ham and twiggy sticks hehe. Can you believe we both have boyfriends at the same time, (although perhaps we should not talk about it to much remember our little speech at the cafe? "ohh i cant believe we both have someone at the same time" and then BOOM we were both dumped within a month) I cant wait to talk about it on the phone, we must chat this week.

Booyah- P.S now its a race to who will wear a grass skirt in broome first. Meow.

P.P.S I cant believe I wrote "I cant believe we both have boyfriends at the same time" on livejournal for christ sake! My life is over, Im 23!! not 13, sigh long live 1996

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Hi Bernie anonymous June 18 2006, 03:59:52 UTC
Hey love, how are you doing? i'm so sorry that we haven't spoken in a while. it's hard to get time to get on the net and before i'd managed to save your new number i deleated all the messages in my inbox. i hope you and andy are doing well. i've been thinking of you heaps. love you always
tash xxxxxxx

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Re: Hi Bernie leadingdog June 19 2006, 03:32:29 UTC
Hey tash nice to hear from you, I will send you a message with my new number!

Love Bernie xxoo

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