The worst part of gaining weight is looking at old photos of yourself.

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Oh, also, I lost 5 pounds without even trying. Zing!

I don't give a shit if anyone reading this is grossed out, I'm too distressed.

( I suggest this not be read by anyone of the male persausion )

"Don't be a poop."

"Suck on ma bawls."

"I will do no such thing."

"...Suck on ma vagina."

"Oh, you have a vagina now?"

"Yes."

"Please, I'd love to know where you could have hidden a vagina for our entire relationship, do share."

"...It looks like a ball sac."

I live with Cartman.

Last night I had a good dream for the first time in about 5 months.

It doesn't make me the happiest person on Earth when I wake up in South Philly and my friends are gone. I almost didn't make it to work, I smelled like liquour and looked like shit when I got there. I was also still a little drunk.

I don't know why I kept thinking Staci was a good friend. She spent the whole night telling me how much she cared ( Read more... )

Finally filled out my application for school. Checked on my financial aid, everything seems to be set. Now I guess I just have to wait to get the process really started and hope my financial aid covers a big chunk.

I'm very nervous though. I'm afraid I fucked up my FAFSA again and will have to do it all over, or that Holman won't be able to get ( Read more... )

Last night I dreamt my mother and my oldest aunt took me to some horrid sort of fair. Everything was surrounded by crabgrass and litter, but for some reason there was a K-Mart in the middle of it all. I didn't want to go to the fair in the first place so I wandered away to the K-Mart, it was so empty like it was going out of business and there were ( Read more... )

So today Holman had to help move his friend's grandma into a home or something and they had to get rid of a lot of stuff so now I have a rocking recliner!!!! With a stain on it!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know that was a really big run-on sentence but I'm so excited that I would have said that in one ( Read more... )