Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting a baby!!!

If I were her, I'd ask my lawyers to check my contract with a fine-toothed comb to see if it mentions anything about "miraculous virgin birth".

Me: Hurry up... lets go vote!

hT: No wait! I have to change my shirt.

Why?

It's red!

So who cares?

People will think I'm a lefty socialist!

No they won't, it's Ralph Lauren!

Don't forget to exercise your democratic right tomorrow and vote.

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QUESTION #1: Why do you feel you'd be good at writing for young teenagers?
Later on, on the drive home, I called her mom from a pay phone.
I said, “I was the cops and your ( Read more... )

Music: You know what I'm saying, see what I'm talking about man? (Eminem)

Okay, there are like way too many comment threads now and I have decided to settle the matter once and for all. Apparently bullet points help people understand better:

Amanda:

• I get it, you work for an insurance agency.
• Someone called you up screaming? Fine, I was ( Read more... )

Music: People killin', people dyin', Children hurt and you hear them cryin', Can you practice what you preach ( Read more... )

I was all excited about reading all my journal articles about music, the first Amendment and subliminal messages until I came across this in the "Skeptical Inquirer" dissing legal commentary on the subject ( Read more... )

All the cool kids are doing it ( Read more... )

My friend recently made a new purchase. What did he buy?

"I asked for the hardest, loudest, raciest, horniest one they had..."

a) A sports car
b) A racehorse
c) A bed
d) Other. Please specify.

Sorry. I can't do polls so you'll have to post your answer as a comment. I'll check back and tell you the real answer in a few days.

Hope everyone's

L v G [2002] NZAR 495 (per Abbott J)

This was a case about a guy who took pictures of a prostitute he hired and published them in a magazine without her consent.

The photographs were of intimate personal acts and of intimate parts of Ms L's anatomy, in particular her genital area.

In his submissions Mr Clarke contended that a prostitute's genitals ( Read more... )