Stuffing humble pie down some throats

[lemonfreshsmurf]

Music: You know what I'm saying, see what I'm talking about man? (Eminem)

Okay, there are like way too many comment threads now and I have decided to settle the matter once and for all. Apparently bullet points help people understand better:

Amanda:

• I get it, you work for an insurance agency.
• Someone called you up screaming? Fine, I was

Comments

[stonewash_denim]

I PITY THE FOOLS. I UNDERSTOOD WHY ADAM AND PATRICK THOUGHT YOU WERE SUCH A FORMIDABLE AND TERRIFYING CROSS EXAMINER WHENI SAW YOU ON THAT VIDEO BUT THIS IS A CLASSIC. ALSO NOTICED THAT YOU NEVER ONCE SAID AT ANYTIME OR ANYWHERE "I AM BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE I AM A HOT CIVIL RIGHTS LITIGATOR". YOUR BETTER THAN THAT, BUT I'M NOT SO HAH.

[lemonfreshsmurf]

Have to say, you were looking rather "dapper" in your pinstripes at the do yesterday.

...

What freakin' video?

[stonewash_denim]

DAPPER? HAHA.

DVDS I MEAN REMEMBER WE GOT RECORDED AT THE FINAL DEFENDANT HEARINGS? AND THE MOCK ONES YOU DID WITH THE BRITISH ACCENT? SO FUNNY.

I SUGGEST YOU CHECK BACK TO THAT ORGINAL PAGE WHEN YOU HAVE TIME BECAUSE CERTAIN COWARDLY PEOPLE DONT HAVE THE GUTS TO SAY CERTAIN THINGS TO YOUR FACE. DAFT CUNTS.

HERE MY SUGGESTION0- PUT 'EM BOTH OUT OF THEIR MISERIES. I KNOW YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T DO THIS BUT COLLATE ALL WORK RELATED POSTS MIRACLE KISSES HAS DONE AND SEND THEM TO HER BOSS. ULTIMATELY, YOU'RE DOING HER A FAVOUR BUT SHE PROBLY WONT THANK YOU. AS FOR THAT OTHER IDIOT, USE YOUR AMERICAN CONTACTS FIND OUT LEGIT GROUNDS FOR BARRING SOMEONE FROM BEING QUALIFIED. DO SO.

COME OUT TO LUNCH ONCE YOU'RE DONE!

Bigger fish to fry

[lemonfreshsmurf]

Sadly, I had meeting till 1:30 so couldn't come out and play. Maybe after work and we can plan world domination.

[mentalsatellite]

home depot offers participation in profits and stock offerings. not a bad place if you like to wear an apron and smell like metal all day.

But you don't get to go to B-list celeb parties

[lemonfreshsmurf]

Hehe, I still like your job best of all! How's things with you?

Re: But you don't get to go to B-list celeb parties

[mentalsatellite]

working too hard and not playing enough but trying hard as heckfire to get my movie written so I can sell it so I don't have to have a job...does that make sense? Yeah, I think this could be the first big hit...so I'm excited.

Meanwhile, girls around me are all dumb and most of my friends are depressing but you know, I pull my way through it all. Thanks for asking babes.

No problems!

[lemonfreshsmurf]

Despite being public enemy number one with my own fan page, I do care and am not a TOTAL bitch. ;)

I'm SO EXCITED about your movie. I'd love to have a read of the script... if you want we could do a swap.

Yeah, girls are dumb, boys are hot! ;)

xoxo

[doublehappy]

Go you! ;0)

Thanks

[lemonfreshsmurf]

Just a bit of fun at the expenses of ignorant people :)

[detonate_for_me]

Okay, okay, I still think you came out of nowhere saying that to what's-her-tits (op), but you're freakin hilarious. And you use bullet points.

Grab a slice

[lemonfreshsmurf]

Who's what's-her-tits (op)? Bullet points are excellent my secretary uses them.

[anonymous]

Despite your very strongly worded objections to insurance litigation, I am pleased that you actually paid close attention to your case books. I am also rather impressed by your subtle yet lethal ability to destroy people from the inside. Are you sure you won't change your mind?

Neil Campbell

Dear "Neil"

[lemonfreshsmurf]

No way!!! I'm perfectly happy. I just did my last post public for you "Neil" .

[lemonfreshsmurf]

just made 2 more that you might like public for your Neil. Limited time only, they will be closed soon.

[anonymous]

i beg of you. Reconsider. You enjoy winding people up, don't you?