I'VE ONLY SEEN ADS BUT IS IT JUST ME OR DOES GRAEME RAMSEY (CHEF OF HELL'S KITCHEN) REMIND EVERYONE OF SOMEONE? SPECIFICALLY... MY DAD?!?

SHOPPING FUN PART 2 ( Read more... )

GOING SAILING TODAY. I'D SAY "IN MY DADDY'S BOAT" BUT HEL-LO THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE. TIME TO DO SOME WORK.

AHAHAHA. HAHA HA. SERIOUSLY. STOP.

LEMONFRESH? STEVE? WAS IT YOU?

I HAD APPROXIMATELY 9 HOURS SLEEP COMBINED OVER THE WEEKEND. WAS THE GAME GOOD OR WHAT?

BOOKED FOR GOLFING HOLIDAY COMING UP NEXT MONTH. HUZZAH!

MY SISTER'S DANCE RECITAL TONITE. APPARENTLY SHES VERY TALENTED, I DON'T DOUBT IT.

BEEN WORKING A LOT LATELY. I GUESS ITS GOOD BUT FOR SOME REASON I SEEM TO HAVE BEEN GIVEN SOME KIND OF SUPERVISORY ROLE BY DEFAULT BECAUSE SURPRISINGLY FEW PEOPLE LIKE TAKING RESPONSIBILITY. DO I?

SO ANYWAY I WAS JUST STANDING THERE, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN THIS WOMAN OUTTA NOWHERE SAID PUT OUT MY CIG. I SAID NO AND SHE INSISTED, THE BITCH. SO I DID SO, ON HER BABY’S HEAD. ANYWAY, THAT FELT GOOD AND IM OFF TO DO WHAT I LIKE TO DO EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT NOW. DROWN KITTENS AT THE DRINKING WATER DAMS.

WAS A WRECK TODAY AFTER MY BLINDER WEEKEND. BUT WHEN EVERYONE ASKED WHAT THE BEST PART WAS, I SAID GOING TO THE SUPERMARKET.

OLDS ARE IN ASIA FOR A BIT SO I AM IN CHARGE AND HAD TO GO TO THE SUPERMARKET. HAVENT SEEN LEMONFRESHSMURF FOR AWHILE SO SHE CAME ALONG. IF CLOTHES SHOPPING EXPEDITIONS WITH LEMONFRESHSMURF ARE ENTERTAINING, GROCERY SHOPPING IS NO DIFFIRENT. WE ENDED UP ALMOST BLOWING THE ENTIRE BUDGET AT THE SUPERMARKET, SOME GUY OFFERED TO PACK HER RAW MEAT IN ( Read more... )