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[stonewash_denim]

SO ANYWAY I WAS JUST STANDING THERE, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN THIS WOMAN OUTTA NOWHERE SAID PUT OUT MY CIG. I SAID NO AND SHE INSISTED, THE BITCH. SO I DID SO, ON HER BABY’S HEAD. ANYWAY, THAT FELT GOOD AND IM OFF TO DO WHAT I LIKE TO DO EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT NOW. DROWN KITTENS AT THE DRINKING WATER DAMS.

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[anonymous]

You are such a catch!

Isn't he? xo

[lemonfreshsmurf]

So anyway, I went bowling in the weekend and I walked past the toilets. There were these nerdy kids that were wondering what it was like to have sex so I suggested they try with bowling balls. I printed them off a picture and said that they were only to look at it at a "particular point in time". So they tried it, after a couple of minutes I heard the screams as the bowling balls must've fallen on their toes. Hopefully that picture of aroihkin (by gum, I've got it!) have rendered them permanently impotent.

HAHA GOOD MORNING

[stonewash_denim]

NOT BAD. NOT BAD. SIMON WANTS YOUR NEW PH NUMBER. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD ONE?

I don't

[lemonfreshsmurf]

Long story. Let's just say I do and you don't have it.

Re: I don't

[stonewash_denim]

FINE BY ME. DINS TONITE?

[anonymous]

Hi I am Ali. I've never wanted you more.