I got here an hour early, as I did every day this week, for no good reason. Well, there were good intentions, but turns out this extra hour is just unnecessary. Gives me more time to be restless, since my friend(s) is/are not here until 9 or after. And that means I have to eat two breakfasts. And for those of you reading, all 2 of you, I have lost ( Read more... )

FIRSTS ( Read more... )

2.5 hours and counting. Maybe only 2. Depends on how big my balls are when 5:30 rolls around....do I dare leave early? I am without boss today, so now's my chance. I am glad I don't really have balls, they seem uncomfortable ( Read more... )

Sitting here at work with no work to do. Getting paid for this entry. Waiting to find out what the hell my new salary is going to be for my new position. Also waiting to find out what my new position is going to be. And where I am going to sit. Very frustrating.
Hungry. Lunchtime. Later.

is that too long of a gap in between entries? Not if you are as cool as I am. Speaking of being cool, I just emailed a guy asking when I can be as cool as he is. Don't worry, we're buds ( Read more... )

It is an homage to orange juice that takes place on this day each year. Let us all take a moment to really appreciate the crisp, citrus taste of that lovely any-time-of-the-day beverage ( Read more... )

I went to KMart grudgingly. Sometimes it can be exciting, what with all the Martha Stewart Living items and shades of lipstick. But today, I wasn't in the mood really. To not sit in the house all day, I went anyway, with the goal of purchasing a shower curtain liner, a baseball cap for Panda (that's Andy, by the way), and something to organize my ( Read more... )

So how much do you think you know about Will Smith, the Fresh Prince himself? Take this Fresh Quiz and find out ( Read more... )

In light of my recent job acquisition, I have been thinking of all the jobs I have held by the ripe old age of 23. I think you could say I have had more than the average recent graduate. To refresh my memory and to impress all (2) readers, I am going to make a list, starting at the beginning ( Read more... )

Yeah, well, I got a job. Happy now? I start November 11th. I will be on my way to becoming a mortgage banker, starting at the bottom of course. However their idea of a bottom salary is pretty good ( Read more... )