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So an alien has laid eggs in my ear right, and I had to get an ultrasound on my neck. I went to the Campbelltown hospital and there was this fat man wearing a face mask made from underwear, I swear, I lold. Then this little azn man was like come this way, and was like super polite and made sure I didn't get lube all over my face. Then he saw a huge ( Read more... ) -
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I've been collecting fortune cookie fortunes for my diary. I found one just now which I think is kinda creepy "You can't catch a cub without going into tiger's den." is that a fortune for pedos or something?
Also found this while doing my cold war essay
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I really don't like the way most people induce unnecessary drama into their lives because they either enjoy it or they want to cause something exciting in their otherwise boring lives. Boring is good, I want things to be calm and grey so I can focus on what's really important in my life, and it makes the great things in life even better. I feel ( Read more... )
