[A message left for Kelly on her work line, immediately after this.]

"Kelly. Kelly, where are you. Kelly it's Delilah pick up please unless I guess you're running around doing your job, in which case keep doing that because you are no good to me dead. Uhhh so I've kind of got an emergency. At least I'm pretty sure I do ANYWAY I may need a dress of ( Read more... )

Hear ye, hear ye, in light of my suspension* from school, office hours are temporarily expanded from 9am-12pm and 1pm-3pm until Thursday. Take advantage while you can.

*There was an anti-choice rally in front of the school this morning, and while some airheads were dancing around on the other side of the lawn with "My Body, My Choice" regurgitated ( Read more... )

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[A call made to Jonathan Fairbanks, shortly after this.]

"Heeeeey, this is Delilah, calling for Patricia Goldberg. One Mr. Jonathan Fairbanks is wanted at her office for an appointment, like, as soon as humanly possible. You know her, not something to put on the back burner. Uh - yeah, that's it. If you need anything the office line is 555-4231.

Yo Patricia, this is major sketch so I thought you should see it. It involves one of your guys, too, so you are well within your ball-busting jurisdiction.

[Copied and pasted below, the old-fashioned way, is the transcript of Jonathan and Devin's talk here.]

[Following the arrival of this.]

Yo Anser, your bonnet came in the mail.

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