What do ya think of Cannibal Corpse's new one "Priests of Sodom ( Read more... )

TDK = Awesome.  I don't want to wait another two years for the next installment.

For all the shit the world may seem to dump on you it is important to keep in mind that things get better.  I don't know why I forgot that.  That's pretty sweet.  Life is beautiful like that. 

Nothing really matters, anyone can see . . .  Nothing really matters . . . Nothing really matters to me.

Words to live by:

"Whatever you do, never take a laxative after taking a sleeping pill."

Thanks Jimmy Johns!

Oh, Friday nights.  I can't say I've missed you since I have never left you.

This just in!

Carbs are back!  (Who cares, they should have never left!)

In other news. . .

I still suck at bowling (Even though I did win a game.)

Lets talk about the red carpet.  Lindsay Lohan posed nude?  I love Chelsea Handler.  I think that's her name.  Damnit, brain, quit being drunk.

The Giants?  Really?  What the french toast?  I mean, come on?  Okay, they played great football.  I won't sweat them and this year I could really give a shit who won the superbowl but the Giants?!?!?  Damnit, they knocked out the Cowboys.  I love the Cowboys minus Tony Romo.  He fucks up Playoff games.  He fucks up period.  The Giants though ( Read more... )

How is it that on my birthday my friends and my family both make me feel like an unaccomplished fuck even though I have what most of them don't.  Financial security, a home and supposedly a loving support system of friends and family.  Do kids and a husband matter that much?  I don't think so?  I mean, I want them but damnit, I don't need to hear ( Read more... )

Are we shocked?

I took that booze test and got a 100%  I must be drunk now since I can't get the stupid thing to post the picture.

No. 17 University of Kentucky 43, No. 1 LSU 37.

That's right.  Kentucky took out LSU.  It may have been the first time we have killed a No. 1 team since 1964 but Kentucky did it.

I'd like to send a shout out to the KU Jayhawk fans though.  They're 6-0 after tonight.  Granted they didn't beat former No. 1 LSU.

How I can even type this post is beyond me ( Read more... )