The Mighty Max I am talking about is my truck, for it is no longer able to run anymore. I rammed it into the back of an 80's reinforced steel van. The same kind that my mom drives, except the one I hit was white. So the following will be an account of the death of my truck ( Read more... )

Well everyone, I just wanted to get back on and say hay to y'all out there. HAY! So I just wanted to tell a little story about my art project. You see, I'm taking a class called Philosophy of Art. Now the class fucking rules, but everyone had to present a work of art to the class and discuss it. There were 3 people that went before me and they ( Read more... )

Well, to answer the question we first have to know who Jeremiah is, whats behind those pretty eyes, and what the hell is that growth on his penis? Wait a minute, I don't have any growths on my penis! Lies, all Lies I tell you! Seriously, though, I am really considering going to Florida State after I get my AA at the community college over here ( Read more... )

Don't get me wrong, I love television. Its great entertainment. Its a great medium to bring out our emotions like laughter and anger. It can bring news to us faster than anything else. Plus I could spend all day watching cartoons on it. But thats just the problem, I can NEVER TURN IT OFF. I just recently routed cable into my bedroom which I ( Read more... )

Well everyone, I turned 21 years of age on the 20th of this month. Another close friend of mine turned 21 on the 13th of this month. So what do you think I have been doing lately you ask? Not staying sober thats for sure. A bunch of my friends decided to get together this past weekend in Tallahassee and see how much booze we could consume. And ( Read more... )

!Buenas noches! Good afternoon everyone. School started this week, and one of my classes is Espanol. It fucking sucks that I have to take a foreign language for my degree. The only good thing about it is that I can use spanish down at the Mexican saturated bus station. My other classes are pretty cool - Music Industry and Law; Psychology; ( Read more... )

Another mindless week has passed by, except that my stepsister got married and is going to live about an hour away from me in Pensacola. Now don't get me wrong, I love my sister and all, but the only reason that this is a good thing is because she has a son that fucking rocks. He's about six years old and listens to me more than anyone else in my ( Read more... )

I decided I should wright on this thing every now and again, and right now is as good a time as any. Since all my fucking friends left town ( Read more... )

Here for your amusement is a short list of my likes and dislikes ( Read more... )

All I want to know is, who thought it was a good idea to make Georgia a state? I mean there are only two things that come out of this state - Pecans and Peaches. Oh, and a lot of cotton. Hmmm, now that I think about it, there are a lot of farms in Georgia that make the food I eat and the clothes I wear. Noooo, I'm just getting puled in by its " ( Read more... )