Certainly I have felt better than I do on this day,
but probably I have felt worse too.

My humour would be bile I think.

It's minus 1 outside. Warm enough to puke where ever I want.

It's the time of the season to beware the Ides of March.
I say this every year, and no one ever listens. You guys saw what happened to Michael Bolton on Ides of March aught 3 right?
Exactly.

"I don't really care how time is reckoned so long as there is some agreement about it, but I object to being told that I am saving daylight when my reason tells me that I am doing nothing of the kind. I even object to the implication that I am wasting something valuable if I stay in bed after the sun has risen. As an admirer of moonlight I resent ( Read more... )

Please see www.sissyfight.com for hours of entertainment with a healthy side portion of shame.
You shant regret it. Except that you will. But only to keep up appearances.

Aught seven was supposed to be my year- comically speaking, of course. And arguably, it is my year of comedy. No, i won't deny that ( Read more... )

Dear hippies who constantly check out every book on building a log cabin from my library ( Read more... )

I have said it before and damn right I'm a turkey I'm saying it again ( Read more... )

jamais.

Soooo....Some bestest dude-friends go back last wednesday and then there was today-
the middle is all just a vague smear of vomit and bitch-clicks and tangled hair.

i'm not sure what 24 straight hours in the Pit will do to a guy like me, but so far so good.

pizza for life.