So, for All Hallow's Read this year, seeing as I am broke and jobless and cannot afford to share the gift of spooky stories by buying people things to read, I drunk-texted Ana and proposed that we exchange our own scary stories to celebrate the season! This is my title-less contribution. I don't think it's scary so much as it is creepy, except for ( Read more... )

Do you like superheroes? Do you like teenage shenanigans? Do you like pretty teenage superheroes making out? This may be the fic for you, sir or madam!

held like a wish
steph/kara, 1743 words, t

( SUPERGIRLFRIENDS AWAY )

Ana texts me at 1AM and asks me for textfic, and I am powerless to refuse. I think she asked for Kyoya/Haruhi, but what I read was HARUHI DOMMING THE FUCK OUT OF KYOYA so that's what I wrote. Not sorry.

suppliant on your curious knees
haruhi/kyoya, nc-17, 1228 words

( you shall enter as you please/and as you please shall go again )

Hi! Sorry I'm so dead, but have some fluffy Young Justice fic!

five kisses m'gann never had (and one that she did)
m'gann/everybody, t, 3171 words

( i do not think whales speak that way )

So I've been sick and off work for the past couple days, wherein nothing remarkable has happened except that I got to spend some quality IM time with my darling iki-teru, and at some point I yelled at her, "PROMPT ME SOMETHING," to which she replied, "OKAY," and then this happened. At 3 AM.

the gingers who waited
amy pond & kairi, g, 547 words

( basically the point is 'boys are dumb' )

So I'm having a pretty shitacular week and it's only Monday. Once I'm done vomiting my rage out into the world I'll talk about it, maybe, but right now I'm all about good old-fashioned distraction! So leave me a prompt and I'll write you a fic of questionable length and quality in return. Fandoms include the old faithfuls of KH, Narnia, FMA, DC ( ( Read more... )

I want to be sorry for this fic but I'm really kind of not. Also, hey! I'm playing Uncharted 3! It rocks! Have some potentially squicky underage porn!

honest thieves
sully/nate, 2260 words, nc-17, warning for underage

( i know honest thieves/i call family )

'Sup everybody. I watched the Hunger Games, enjoyed it, facepalmed at all the racefail going on, and then wrote some fic!

be a good baby/do what i want
glimmer/seneca crane, pg-13, 1008 words

( keep me forever/tell me you own me )

All of you guys have heard about the incest comment ficathon, right? I'm going to go out on a limb and say that if you're on my f-list, it's going to be extreeeeeemely relevant to your interests. Anyway, here's a fill for that. MORE FUCKING BRUCE/JASON, SINCE WHEN DO I SHIP IT GDI.

the minimum, heroic
bruce/jason, 734, r

( we have arrived too late to play the bleeding heart show )

So, I read Son of Neptune finally and MY FEELS. But instead of telling you them I just put them in a fic. Warning for Son of Neptune spoilers and underage demigods making out.

almost ours
nico/percy/annabeth, 1470 words, r

( a sway of the hips and arms/will cradle you from afar )