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Story time!
A friend of mine shared a video on Facebook of a 2019 clip from a Late Night with Seth Meyers called, "The Kind of Story We Need Right Now," about a woman hiking in British Columbia who used Metallica's "Don't Tread on Me" to scare off a cougar that was stalking her. (The Facebook video is here; the clip no longer exists on YouTube or NBC.com, alas ( Read more... ) -
Coronavirus Dreaming
I woke up in a panic, because I dreamed I was going to an event and didn’t have a mask, and the CVS where I stopped en route was sold out.
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Rant, ahoy!
As a single mother, one of the things I've heard a lot from the men I've dated is, "I don't want to compete with your son for your attention." Sometimes, they get creative with the phrasing; usually not.
But after ten years of hearing various iterations of the same thing, I have one thing to say about that:
Bullshit.
Kids require attention. ( Read more... ) -
Variations on a theme
From the end of Little People, which I just finished ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: It's payday!
- Talk to a financial planner.
- Pay off all my debt.
- Move.
- Fix up my car, which I will continue to drive until it costs me more in maintenance than it would to buy a new one.
- Set aside college/trade school tuition for my son.
- Go to pharmacy school.
- Invest.
- Travel.
- Talk to a financial planner.
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Major Monogram: Sorry, Phineas. It isn't safe. You know too much.
Phineas: Now I never wished so much that I could un-know something.
Carl: Sir, maybe there is a way. What about Dr. Doofenshmirtz's Amnesianator?
Doofenshmirtz: I never built an Amnesianator. I think I would remember building something like that.
(From Phineas and Ferb: Across ( Read more... ) -
These make me laugh
- I got a dog translator app on my iPod. Since I can't make my dog bark on cue I decided to try it out on my own. I sat on the couch barking at my iPod. I can tell my brother and dad are worried about me. MLIA
- Today I accidentally went into to men's room. I didn't notice until after I left my stall to find a boy at the urinals I completely missed on ( Read more... )
- I got a dog translator app on my iPod. Since I can't make my dog bark on cue I decided to try it out on my own. I sat on the couch barking at my iPod. I can tell my brother and dad are worried about me. MLIA
