zak said if he'd die, he's leave ivy his butt. i feel twangs of jealousy...

i am SO FUCKING ITCHY RIGHT NOW!!! seriously, you have no idea...

tonight at club rio, monkey, coley, and i are gonna get our ghetto booty shake on with the help of 25 cent drinks. it's 18+. awwwwwwwwz yeah!!!

( my butt doesn't itch... )

i heard juvenille/cash money's "back that ass up" 3 times on saturday. it was the shit.

see chairmenmeow47. i don't wanna be a cross-posting ASS!!!

ha ha ha, chairmenmeow47 just got a message from madd_dogg_coley on her phone saying she found an ORANGE shirt at hot topic that has a picture of pebbles (flinstones) and says "baby got back" i'm glad you think of me, coley. that means more to these sweet cheeks than you will ever know. baby DOES got back, that is our song, we should buttdance to it more often...

) )

i would just say it was awesome to meet kris and j-fo from san francisco. thank you for grabbing me, it really meant a lot...

so ivy decided to get breakfast this morning. no biggie, maverick mc butt <3's breakfast. at any rate, she spilled her iced-tea on the seat. so when she went to lunch today, she sat me down and BAM!!! i'm all wet :-( you'd think she'd take the time to think about how this would make me feel. bitch.

i itch.