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[lifeofavarice]

I'm normally not one to complain about much, but... What's the damn appeal about being human? It fucking sucks--This has, and will forever be, on my list of things that I don't want.

Comments

[artwithknives]

Why wouldn't you want to be human?

[lifeofavarice]

Why would you?

[artwithknives]

I asked you first.

[lifeofavarice]

Where do I even begin... First of all, you get hungry, you need to sleep, you can get sick, you can die a hell of a lot easier, you get old, you can get crippled--

[weaponsparked]

You've got me. I've no idea why this is supposed to be the preferred species.

[lifeofavarice]

You just get old, sick, and then you croak. It's lame.

[weaponsparked]

Sickness? Yes. A waste of time.

So... My incredible powers of reasoning dictate you're not human either. What would you be, exactly?

[lifeofavarice]

You're not human either?

[hop_toit_udonge]

I'm assuming you are not, in fact, human?

[lifeofavarice]

Gee, I wonder what gave you that idea? [Sarcasm, go!]

[hop_toit_udonge]

Your whining, for one. -Would you like some ice for that burn, Greed?-

[lifeofavarice]

I'm not whining. I'm voicing my displeasure for this situation, lady.

[dodo_master]

You're not human?

[lifeofavarice]

Not really.

[dodo_master]

Oh!

So what are you then? Are you human now for some reason?

[lifeofavarice]

If I wasn't human now, I wouldn't be bitching about it.

[the_strong_deva]

It has its good points.

[lifeofavarice]

So far, I'm not seeing any.

[the_strong_deva]

For one thing, humans are really weak.

[lifeofavarice]

Exactly.