Since I can’t break post trip post form and my memory only works in anecdotes, here is a fairly chronological list of events that happened in my drive from Portland, Maine to Los Angeles, California. It was Dan Manders, who I lived with this summer and Chris Henson, former student of Kenyon College has been in and out of jail since February 28, day ( Read more... )

so we left for los angeles a tad early. i quit my job and told them i had been selected to appear on the NEW PYRAMID hosted by DONNY OSMOND and i had to drive out to los angeles. (what really happened was on wednesday i was getting all antsy about our trip, so we decided to leave on thursday and not wait until saturday) i am in vineland, new jersey ( Read more... )

last night i got super shitfaced for the first time all summer. the serbians downstairs had a huge 21st birthday party for the youngest of the 5 or 6 serbians who live below us. their parents were out of town so they had all their serbian friends over. we were the only non serbians there. all the guys were hitting on nara (my asain roommate) and ( Read more... )

everyone check out the new journal by alexander constantine walbridge walbizza. you may remember him from some of my previous entries and previous escapades. anyway, he is amazing and you should make him your friend. his first entry will prove my point ( Read more... )

The Setting:
Margaret and I are sitting on bench in front of a grocery store at the end of my shift. It’s cold and rainy. A woman is sitting right behind me (a double-sided bench) talking into a dictaphone.

The Cast:
Margaret

A women with wal-mart bags and wearing a hat with the plaid-lined earflaps over her ears.

Myself

The following ( Read more... )

i have almost finished a letter to a number of individuals who i should keep in touch with.

Exclusive Excerpt from Alex's Letter. . .After five days of working in the deli at the local supermarket Hannaford Bros, my apron is hard because of all the meat juice and liquid solution that spills out when rip open the plastic package. The pieces of meat ( Read more... )

because of my recent employment, it will be MR. Deli Clerk, to you. our training video today had some insightful things to say ( Read more... )

so we found out SWEATSUIT aka SHARP TOOTH aka BABY KITTY aka BABY EATER aka BABY aka MANNY FRESH aka SHARPTOOTH BABY KITTY is actually a BABY PUSSY. mr manders and i went to the pet store and bought two mice for $2.29 each. (it turns out we could have bought a fake mouse full of catnip for $2.29 instead.) we brought the mice home with the full ( Read more... )

i was about to post my "which pixies song are you?" quiz results in the entry but i decided against it because of certain parts of speach including (some but not all) "mysterious" (adj.); "plays" (n.); "cheery" (adj.; "obscure" (adj.); "wound-up" (adj.).

but tonight, i got a call from from mister Hamilton. nice conversation about the same old ( Read more... )

first things first:


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