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True Story. A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage. The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student ( Read more... )

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (83), and liquor (69). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the ( Read more... )

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If I didn't answer my phone today it's because, well, it's broken. You see, I dropped it in a river. Yeah, it's a long story but the end result is that I don't have a cell phone right now becuase it was submerged for about 20 minutes.

Yeah, good times. So if you want to call you'll have to call my landline at 2023.

"I can barely deal with reality let alone hypotheses" --in response to a detailed question about "Q"

"And then Jesus turned his friends into sheep. But their parents complained so he turned them back into kids. No pun intended."

( Political Rant )

yay! I'm in Moscow for the weekend and John is redoing my computer. Like reformatting it and updating all the crappy stuff I have on there. And I'm learning Dreamweaver. (I'm on chaper 5 but I still can't do anything b/c I haven't learned layouts, tables etc.) and PhotoShop. Programs that I have and don't know how to use...yeah... Anyway, I might ( Read more... )

Describe yourself using one band and song titles from that band

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Choose a band/artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:HansonAre you male or female:Lula BelleDescribe yourself:Sure About ItHow do some people feel about you:UnderneathHow do you feel about yourself:Dancing in the Wind ( Read more... )

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