"Love at first...scent?" Article 

My first and last name are both white flowers. My middle name means grace. Have you ever seen a non-graceful flower? My poor sister has pink flowers for a first name and white flowers for a last name. Her middle name is a derivative of one of the Horae (the Graces from Greek mythology). She's supposed to be the personification of peace. Have you ( Read more... )

Isn't it funny how the traits you admire most in people come back to bite you in the ass ( Read more... )

I'm waiting for the Dealer to hand the Addict his stash to guard for the weekend...

I finally admitted today what it is that is causing my funk. Changing my habits as my mom suggested might help. Weight loss, house cleaning and weed pulling might help, but none will make the reason go away. I'm scared. That's all there is to it.

I want to go back to pretending it doesn't exist. I want to be obliviously happy. *sigh* Not gonna ( Read more... )

Upon reflection, maybe the things that make me crazy about me aren't fixable. My ass when narrower still looks a lot like my ass when wider. *sigh*

Evidence:

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I'm in a funk. I'm not happy. I'm not unhappy. I just am... in a funk ( Read more... )

These make me laugh sometimes...

This tidbit is soooo totally true about one of my co-workers...

Career
   Mercury Semisquare Sun
   Apr 2, 2008

You don't like them. You're sure you never will. You're sure they paid someone off for their diploma -- but the powers that be have decided you'd make a great team. Handle it. Do you think this ( Read more... )

I bought 4 more hermit crabs today. Since 1 more lost a fight last week, it brings my total to 12. 3 fatalities (not counting the dying one I bought) since July is pretty good, I think ( Read more... )

I knew this woman from work.
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