So, I've discovered I have a thing for a British accent. And blue eyes. So when I found myself with a man who has both ( Read more... )

-Aretha Franklin singing "My Country Tis Of Thee" led to "Wait a minute. That's 'God Save The Queen' with bastardized lyrics ( Read more... )

If, at the gym, a man can't squat as much as I can -
I can't respect him.

Especially since I think I'm pretty weak.

So, it's been a week since I've been able to even check my friends page, and let me tell you it has grown huge ( Read more... )

You post a poll asking advice on everything, but the only post the friendslist notices is the one on a cum cookbook.

Time to start googling.

Cause seriously? Where did that last two hours go?

http://www.lulu.com/content/4956212

And this from the girl who once said I'd eat anything at least once.

Proves me wrong.....

Poll When I get home...

My knees are still sore.

Perhaps I need to incorporate glucosamine into my diet instead of just massive amounts of glucose (and fructose and surlacrose....)

I think I am depressed.

Perhaps I just need to see more sun.