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Oh look it's a magical talking llama. I wonder what it's going to do? I think it's going to grow some flowers for me!

 KITTENS.

Dear livejournal; I am a complete OCD nutter.

No, this is not Weeb. This is the King of Piefaceland

OH MY GOD, THE RABBITS ARE GOING TO EAT ME.

I have lost my sense of self.

I'm so sorry, everyone!

I'll make up for it, I swear. I'll make up for it with wasabi flavoured milkshakes, as long as you forgive me!

There are some things nobody knows about me.

Things you know you don't know about me.

Things that I know that you know you don't know about me. And I know that you know that I know you don't know about me.

These things, let me tell you about them.

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LO BOB.

MR. SOCKS IS THE SNEAKIEST BANANA.

When eating Toblerone ice-cream I always have the urge to play Spider Solitaire. Why is this?