December 2, 2009

[linnaeus]

I WILL BE COMPLETELY DISHONEST FOR 24 HOURS... You can ask one question-- any question, no matter how crazy, sinister, lewd or wrong. I WILL answer no matter what and you will have my FULL dishonesty; So don't ask if you don't want to receive a complete load of implausible crap in reply

Comments

[snapcat]

Do cows eat Buffalo wings?

Do chickens eat chicken fried steak?

[linnaeus]

Cows claim to like Buffalo wings, but I don't think that's their real reason for going to Hooters.

Chickens don't eat chicken fried steak, but more philosophically minded chickens will keep it around as a reminder of the transitory nature of life, particularly for those who are tasty when breaded and pan-fried.

[linnaeus]

Yes, but it's tricky. Make sure you have already acquired tea in the customary way before you kill the grue in the lost garden. Enter the command "xyzzy" before looting the corpse, and the grue will drop no tea, which you can add to your inventory along with your tea.

[mut]

If I were to ask jacobohare which path is safe to take, what would he tell me?

[linnaeus]

Jacob would insist that both paths are perfectly safe. You'll be pretty sure that means that he's the one who's lying, but you won't have any more information on which is the safe path than you did before you asked.

[kellic]

Is MFF moving to a 4 day convention?

[linnaeus]

I sure hope so. We really need to cut it down to four days. Back in 2004 secretly opening the con on Wednesday morning for two full days of invitation only puppet shows seemed like a good idea, but in the years since then it's gotten a little out of control. Now that we're up to a solid week of talkin' and scoopin' before the start of (the non-secret) opening ceremonies, it's really starting to take a toll on staff and performers alike, primarily in the form of carpal tunnel syndrome.

[imandunewen]

HA! ok, you almost made me fall off my chair!

[steviemaxwell]

?od I ekil semem gniyfidom yojne uoy oD

[linnaeus]

.oN