the setting: around 3:30 AM after a night out, hubby and I are lying in bed and for some reason he decides to tell me a joke
hubby: why does a snail drive a cadillac?
me almost asleep: what the hell? why are you asking me this?
hubby: it's a joke. why---- why does a snail drive a cadillac?
me irritated: fuck if i know… just tell me so i can go
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