Jayus! Jayus! Jayus! Husband edition

[linzbnl]

the setting: around 3:30 AM after a night out, hubby and I are lying in bed and for some reason he decides to tell me a joke

hubby: why does a snail drive a cadillac?

me almost asleep: what the hell? why are you asking me this?

hubby: it's a joke. why---- why does a snail drive a cadillac?

me irritated:​ fuck if i know… just tell me so i can go

Comments

[kajel]

lol The middle of the night is a terrible time for a joke!

[oxymoron67]

Lol. Love it.

[i_will_not_say]

This was amusing. :)

And now I kind of want to eat some snails, lol.

[linzbnl]

LOL! I definitely got the image of cooked snails driving a car in my mind :)

[jem0000000]

Lol, what horrible timing. :)

[linzbnl]

that's my husband LOL

[alycewilson]

That one is kind of cute! We have a family friend who tells a lot of jokes like that. Was "S" supposed to be a substitute for the four-letter word?

[linzbnl]

Thanks! Usually my hubby's jokes are more crude and/or geeky but this one was so funny because it was so ridiculously adorable and unexpected. S is not a substitute though ;)