Jayus! Jayus! Jayus! Husband edition

[linzbnl]

the setting: around 3:30 AM after a night out, hubby and I are lying in bed and for some reason he decides to tell me a joke

hubby: why does a snail drive a cadillac?

me almost asleep: what the hell? why are you asking me this?

hubby: it's a joke. why---- why does a snail drive a cadillac?

me irritated:​ fuck if i know… just tell me so i can go

Comments

[snarkerdoodle]

I haven't heard the S car go joke in a long time -- always a good one. (in that horribly bad way, lol.)

[linzbnl]

Yes, definitely in a horribly bad way, but quite amusing!

[beautyofgrey]

I had to share that awful joke with my husband. :)

[linzbnl]

LOL did he laugh?

[lawchicky]

UGH!

My husband and I sometimes fall asleep with this kind of ridiculous joke too.

[adoptedwriter]

Oh I love that! Gotta remember that one! AW

[whipchick]

When i was a little kid, that was the joke I most loved telling!

[linzbnl]

I had NEVER heard the joke before LOL