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BREAKING NEWS!Last week in the Cullen Family Times, our undercover reporter, one Mr. Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, revealed that one, Mr. Jasper Whitlock Hale, had deceived one, Mr. Emmett McCarty Cullen, about one plastic horse, Mr. Rodrigo "Thunderbolt" Lopez. Undercover reporter, Mr. Masen-Cullen, risked life, limb, and sanity to divulge the true

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[bearytasty]

What.

[bearytasty]

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He was a good horse.

[bearytasty]

ALAS POOR RODRIGO. I KNEW HIM, EDWARD!

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As did we all, Emmett. He simply had no chance when Jasper's Repressed Emotions & Plans of Revenge cortex activated.

[feelingthirsty]

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The next Cullen Family Times will feature an obituary.

[bearytasty]

JASPER.

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I SAID I WAS SORRY.

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THE PALOMINO. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

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RODRIGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[sparklingxx]

My condolences. You were very fond of this horse, then?

[bearytasty]

He was the best toy horse ever. :(

[sparklingxx]

Will you be having a burial? I'll send flowers, since I can't attend. Do you think he would have liked chrysanthemums or lilies better?

[collaredstray]

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!

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It is a tragedy, Haine. Simply a tragedy.

[collaredstray]

Poor Thunderbolt.

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He never had a chance against Jasper's sinister mind.