Who has a Wii? Me me, me me! Like a fool, I stood outside Target with numerous other fools from 4:30 in the AM until 8:00 AM to get it. It was 35 degrees, a lady behind me checked time and temperature. And further proving my foolhardiness, I wore my standard blue long-sleeved shirt and some gloves. I'm still cold. If I die of pneumonia, I ( Read more... )

Screw Christmas shopping, I'm gonna play Roller Coaster Tycoon.


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So I went to the casino with Travis last night. Out of the blue. I've been pinching pennies around here due to Christmas, so I wasn't completely sold on the idea. But what the hell, I'm a gambler and that's what I signed on for. If I lost my hundred(or two) that would just mean some people would be getting movie posters and movie tickets for ( Read more... )

FreeCreditReport.com is bullshit. First off, you ain't getting my social security number. Secondly, I'm not giving you a credit card number so you can "not bill me for 30 days" but then activate a 15 dollars a month bullshit credit monitoring program. That's not how I roll ( Read more... )

I said the greatest two word phrase in everness is probably "gasoline fight" or something else, I can't remember the second one. Probably something having to do with dinosaurs. But anyway, I just came upon the greatest THREE word phrase for all eternity. Are you ready ( Read more... )

So I'm checking Google news, like I do most mornings, and I see this picture out of the corner of my eye:


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This kid is either gonna grow up to be a career criminal or drug addict. Look at him keep going back to that lemon! I think I posted this already, but I love it so much. Get that lemon!

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I was reminded of Lemon + Baby by Tunnel + Baby:


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I watched Monty Python and the Holy Grail yesterday. I guess it's one of those movies you have to rewatch every once in a while. And strangely enough, it seemed even more funny than I remember it. I must have needed a laugh ( Read more... )

Making graphs with rap lyrics. Brilliant. Reminds me of the time in high school I used a thesaurus and my own wit to transform the rap classic "Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J into a poem assignment. And bless Godshall, I think she was oblivious to the whole thing.


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Something for Travis and Jake.


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