(because he was an English professor...not because I was jerking off at work taking internet quizzes!)

English Genius
You scored 100% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 80% Expert!

You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that ( Read more... )

Here's five dollars. Please buy some panties and cover your caesarian scar up. No one wants to see your labia. Or your bum...cover that too. And, just so you don't feel singled out, this goes for you, too, Lindsay Lohan. Can't you turn your life around ala Tara Reid? That girl was at the BOTTOM...and now? My goodness...she's a pretty pretty ( Read more... )

Ah, you pretty black leather pointy toed slingbacks with brushed nickel buckles and just the right amount of toe cleavage...why did I resist you for so long ( Read more... )

It's upon us...once again ( Read more... )

Signs of Aging ( Read more... )

Ok...I realize I've been less than a stellar journal keeper here...I have to make a confession...I've been blogging elsewhere.
I felt I needed a new outlet.
However, that being said, who says I can't have 2 outlets?

This weekend we went to Worcester where my BIL scored some free Black Crows tickets.  I have to admit, I wasn't sure I was going to give ( Read more... )

I'm not a big fan of the horror movie genre, but my daughter Hannah is.  When my BIL asked if we'd like to check this show out, we said "sure!"...I mean...what did we have to lose?  All I can say now is, wow!  I have never been to a Star Trek convention, but this had to be akin to that...only with goth clothed attendees. It was bizarre to say the ( Read more... )

If you've not been watching Nip/Tuck, well you're missing out.  When every episode is akin to "jumping the shark", it just makes for such a fun hour of television viewing ( Read more... )

So what do we think of this dress?
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...in Western Massachusetts.
Just got through Geoff's 20th class reunion WEEKEND!

Dear lord, not only am I not 18 any more, I"m not 28 or even 38 for that matter.

Truthfully, though, I totally held my own.  We spent Friday night at the local country club being all social and shit (difficult since the bartender was clearly the product of an Appalacian ( Read more... )