Dear Britney Spears...

[lisamommy]

Here's five dollars. Please buy some panties and cover your caesarian scar up. No one wants to see your labia. Or your bum...cover that too. And, just so you don't feel singled out, this goes for you, too, Lindsay Lohan. Can't you turn your life around ala Tara Reid? That girl was at the BOTTOM...and now? My goodness...she's a pretty pretty

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[ceedubb]

I said it before ;) and I'll say it again: I love you.

[angalucas]

Seriously, why did I click on that link? What was I expecting? Now that image is burned into my retinas.

[lisamommy]

Me too!
What possibly compelled me to do so?
I'm just sorry that I did.