3 Fathoms Down ☠ Fourth Wall/Action

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[Jack? Is drinking in Good Spirits. He might be really potted at this point. Also he has no idea what is going on.]

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[corrinesbell]

[Jack is joined by this ninja. Who needs a break.]

[lists_to_port]

[Oh, beautiful Sheena! Jack makes room and fires a grin across her bow.] And here I thought I were having a bad night...

[corrinesbell]

And I thought I was gonna have a good one.

[lists_to_port]

You don't mean that, surely. Look--I'm not even robbing you at knifepoint, lovely.

[hammeroflove]

Oh? Are we having a picnic?

[lists_to_port]

A....what? No! This is serious drinking, miss........odd........thing.

[hammeroflove]

I'm a hedgehog.

[lists_to_port]

Of course you are. Shouldn't you be trundling across the English countryside, eating worms?

[sonofagunsoup]

[Do you hear that music? It sounds a bit like whistling doesn't it?]

[lists_to_port]

Well who's bloody whistling, eh? Don't you know there's folks what are setting themselves up for mighty hangovers in here? Whistling? Unwanted!

[sonofagunsoup]

[And a man riding a horse walks right into the bar as if it was an everyday thing. Care to say hi? He's riding up right towards you.]

[lists_to_port]

.........Horse. [Jack just drinks more, because what else can you say?]

[touchangetdizzy]

[ Would you like to add some Fuzzies to that? Because they will floating around the bar. DON'T TOUCH THEM! Or do so. You might just get really dizzy and end up with an even worse hangover, idk. ]

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[lists_to_port]

[Are you kidding me? Jack is swatting the shit out of these things.] Oi! No! Bad! STOP! I!

[lists_to_port]

[And then he is falling off his stool and landing on the floor.] Fuzzy things.

[touchangetdizzy]

[ JUST AS KEIKAKU! Njyur psychedelic spinning delirium Jack. ]

[emo_android]

[Have the company of a dejected android.]

What a miserable place...

[lists_to_port]

Aye, that would be an accurate assessment of the situation, my dejected......fellow. Drinking helps, I find.

[emo_android]

The oxidation of ethanol by your system is a pleasing sensation? I would think it would be entirely painful and wearying. Of course, I could never find out anyway, being non-organic...

[lists_to_port]

Well shall I just wrap you in lemon slices and hit you with a hammer, then? Same effect.