Super duper excited for this weekend! Culture, new friends, and big honkin burgers. Sounds like a recipe for a good evening.

Andrew, Em, I can't wait!

Seems that subconsciously I have been feeling like a badass. This morning I had a dream that I met Hulk Hogan at a department store. He was selling shirts with MY name on them!

I thought it would be okay. I thought it wouldn't hurt me. I thought I could handle it. I thought all of my hard exercise and water-guzzling would protect me ( Read more... )

Today I learned that just because you may possess a fair amount of cardiovascular fitness, that doesn't mean that a set of 2.5 pound dumbells can't still kick your ass if used correctly ( Read more... )

Contrary to massively WRONG public belief, a process server doesn't have to touch you in order to serve you with papers. Just take the papers ( Read more... )

I am helping to get my cousin Melinda pregnant next week.

Long story.

Just wanted to let everyone who showed up last night know how much FUN I had! It was more like a caucus than a season premiere ( Read more... )

I am now in the process of learning about Muslim food standards, or Halal, as defined by Shari'a, Muslim Law ( Read more... )

Never underestimate the effect your pet's medical emergencies will have on you ( Read more... )

Within one hour today, a legal assistant on the other side of the building lost her 43-year-old husband to congestive heart failure, and an attorney in the same office delivered a baby boy.

Talk about your "Circle of Life."