"This week President Bush was spotted carrying around a book that he says he started reading four months ago. Apparently, he still hasn't found Waldo."
- CONAN O'BRIEN
                                 
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Project Runway Season 3: TO-NIGHT-TONIGHT-----My world has turned all BRIIIIIIIGHTTTTTT!!!!!!-- I hope it's as good as last season (although, nothing can beat Andrae's [my hero] meltdown or Santino’s impersonations). Heidi Klum is so awesome. I would say she’s my favorite German, but that goes to Katie [just kidding. Actually it goes to my new ( Read more... )

Check out  "DysEnchanted"

I really liked this short film-- when i say short i mean 6 minutes long. And i totally love Alexis Bledel (Goldilocks) in this, as well as Laura Kightlinger (Cinderella)-- Laura was a writer on Will & Grace, i think. Oh! and she's also dating Jack Black. I think. Anywho, if you visit the DysEnchanted website-- it shows what ( Read more... )

oh my goodness... PROJECT RUNWAY is back!! JULY 12!! Same Time!! oh, I'm so excited for Tim Gunn!! Gah!!!

"If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don't have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do is go into the arts."

--Kurt Vonnegut

(yes, yes. i know. there goes another kurt vonnegut quote. but i just LOVE him. not in a ( Read more... )

"Do you think Arabs are dumb?
       They gave us our numbers.
Try doing long division with Roman numerals."

---Kurt Vonnegut

“Here is a lesson in creative writing.

First rule: do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites  representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.”

--Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without A Country

so, i was perusing through my old files ( maybe from 2 or so years ago) and i found this. yes, i admit, in a fit of boredom, i have wasted 5 or so minutes answering these insipid little questions, and now i give you my answers-- a look into my head, if you will:

First name?
Karissa
Were you named after anyone?
Ms. Beverly Hills (don’t ask)
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More updates on how my last days of high school are going later. For now, it's time for small eyes and peace signs.

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So I was totally bored today, and i randomly remembered a conversation i had with marielle and katie in media class. Marielle and Katie were, as usual, making me fun of me for something, and after that was finally over, the age-old question was brought up: Just who is the hottest news anchor on television? This is who we came up with:

Karissa said ( Read more... )