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This one's for you, Katie!

"Introductions are tricky in a lesbian relationship. It's a word game. To my friends she's my lover, to strangers and family members in denial she's my roommate, to Jehovah's Witnesses at the door she's my lesbian sex slave, and to my mother she's Jewish and that's all that matters."  -Denise McCanles

Tina Fey: Jennifer Aniston and Helen Hunt have taped Public Service Announcemnts urging single women to vote. In a Weekend Update exclusive, we have obtained the scripts to the TV spots.
Amy Poehler: [clears throat] Hi, I'm Emmy Award winner Jennifer Aniston.
Tina Fey: And I'm Academy Award winner Helen Hunt.
Amy Poehler: And we're here to remind ( Read more... )

Ok so i was perusing the world wide web, when i came across something so cute: Menopause, the Musical...in Korea! Yeah, no joke. If you don't believe me, check it out for yourself: http://www.menopausekorea.com/. Oh and as a tribute to Lisa's odd obsession with Korean people, here's what she sent me.

Belated Happy New Year, everyone! My New Year's Eve was so pathetic. I ended up watching a couple of episodes of "The Golden Palace", a spin-off of "The Golden Girls", which surprisingly includes both Cheech Marin (yes, Cheech from "Cheech and Chong") and Don Cheadle (can anyone say random?). Then, after a long dinner with the family, i ended the ( Read more... )

Dick: I want ceaseless joy and never-ending passion like Romeo and Juliet.
Mary: They both wound up dead.
Dick: Antony and Cleopatra.
Mary: Dead.
Dick: That couple from Wuthering Heights.
Mary: Insane and dead.
Dick: F. Scott Fitzgerald and Zelda.
Mary: Drunk, insane, and dead.
Dick: Aha, Siegfried and Roy.
Mary: Okay, one.

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Here's the video i was telling you about, katie--the one with michelle yeoh from memoirs of a geisha.

Today's the premiere for the second season of Project Runway is Today! Yay! Oh i'm just so happy.

Well this past week has been really hectic. It all started last Monday when Amanda and I finally got to perform our skit. It was so embarrassing. At the end I was supposed to kiss a book with Fabio on the cover, and I felt so dirty doing that-like I needed to bathe in some holy water or something. But overall, at least it wasn’t too bad. Then, last ( Read more... )

"I can't date. I'm not genetically set up for it. I get no pleasure out of the prospect or the preparation. I'm covered in hives, I've showered four times, and for what? Some guy who doesn't even have the brains to buy a Zagat so we don't wind up in a restaurant that's really just a front for a cocaine laundering ring?" - Paris Gellar from The ( Read more... )