So tomorrow's the big day. For media, we had to pair up with someone for a little dialogue exercise, and tomorrow we have to present it. And it's not just some presentation for a history class or whatever, it's my attempt at humor, and i'm absolutely petrified. It was bad enough in economics class when Katie made faces at me and i laughed in the ( Read more... )

It's only 10 more days until my birthday! And 11 more days until Thanksgiving. Oh I can't wait.

"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." -Jon Stewart
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"The Mattel Toy Company announced they are holding auditions for someone to play Barbie in a Barbie musical. A 'Barbie Musical' finally answers the question, 'What's gayer than Ken?'" - CONAN O'BRIEN


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So yesterday was stressful. I had taken medecine in the morning for my cough, and so i was drowsy the whole day. Then, me and Lauren edited our video, and we pretty much finished it, but when we showed mr. durkin, he said he liked it but we had to cut out some stuff that would affect our "credibility", and that we should interview more people and ( Read more... )

George Bush: I think we're welcomed in Iraq.

Jon Stewart: Apparently the rocket-propelled

grenade is the Iraqi equivalent of "aloha".

- from "The Daily Show"


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"Saturday, July 16,  hundreds of 'Harry Potter' parties will be held to celebrate the release of the new 'Harry Potter' book. When they heard this, even Star Wars fans said, 'That is so pathetic.'"  - CONAN O'BRIEN


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"Spongebob Square Pants will begin airing in China in December so that millions of factory workers can finally know what the hell they're making." -Tina Fey


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So yesterday was theme day. The whole morning was boring because people were just in practices and i had nothing to do. Sure, i tried doing college applications, but i couldn't concentrate. So, i tried reading a book to cheer me up. Unfortunately, i let my friends run off with this funny book laura gave me last year, and i was left with The Bell ( Read more... )

Today in environmental science, we watched the funniest thing ever. It was supposed to be a video about exploring the arctic and the north pole and all that fun stuff. But, then there was this british guy who was talking about his explorations, and you could so tell that this video was shot in the 80s cuz this guy had a tank top-type shirt and ( Read more... )

So today truly sucked. I woke up late, and then after getting out of the shower, my tummy hurt so bad, and i passed out on the bathroom floor. After gaining consciousness, i was too weak to get up, let alone go to school, and so i had to stay home. And, tomorrow! Oh tomorrow will be just as bad because i'm so out of it now, and tomorrow is the SATs ( Read more... )