i can't eat without throwing up. i can't sleep, and when i do, i can't wake up in the morning. i sleep through my alarm until i stumble outta bed at 12 or 1 in the afternoon. the cigarettes make me shakier than i already am, and the anxiety meds don't even begin to fuckin TOUCH me. the booze helps at night, but there's no way i can get enough ( Read more... )

they gotta hot dog stand set up in downtown augusta. downtown a-town, like me and sam call it. it's that time a year. they have em advertised on the sign out front as "hawt DAWGS" in either regular or chili. you can smell em from a mile away ( Read more... )

why can't a lesbian diet and wear makeup at the same time? cause it's hard to eat jenny craig with mary kay on your face ( Read more... )

me and sam woke up early this morning, met up, and hit up dave's diner for breakfast with our buddy ray. (matt sleeps like a log til noon most days, easy. breakfast ain't his thing.) (breakfast IS my thing.) scrambled eggs and hashbrowns smothered in hot sauce with bacon on the side hits the spot like nothin else. the waitress was super nice, ( Read more... )

holy fucking christ, it's been about a year since i even fucking looked at this thing ( Read more... )

the sun's so hot lately that it feels like swimmin' weather. i jumped in a week ago, while the ice was still floating around in chunks. hit the water and couldn't breathe, jumped out quick and shivered in the sun til i got warm again. i took a couple diggers on my bike; got the scrapes and bruises to prove it. been working outside; got the ( Read more... )

hot DAMN, it's spring out there. sunny and a little above forty. smells like mud & melt. time to get out shorts & tank tops.

i'm lookin' for a new job. something outside. applying to state parks and itching to get outta the senator, with its huge daily rations of bullshit.

and dude. leave me outta the drama. i don't want nothin' to do with

this is about all i gotta say about my life as of late:


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we're in a room without a door
and i am sure without a doubt
they're gonna wanna know how we got in here
and they're gonna wanna know
how we plan to get out
we better have a good explanation
for all the fun we had
cause they're coming for us
and baby
they are going
to be mad

right this minute i got two days off in a row and one five-dollar bill to last me through til my next paycheck. my gas tank's a notch below empty. gas is $3.15 a gallon. and do the math: $5 divided by $3.15 comes out to a whopping 1.597301587301587301. that's right. what do you do on days off with no money and one and a half gallons of gas ( Read more... )