To All Fans of Media-

Days, months, and years have passed since we last spoke.  My departure from the Wide World of Web was all too sudden, I know.  Believe me when I say it was not my intention to break hearts.  Forgiveness is in order.  With God's help, I pray my story might heal the open wounds.  A dark force has held me in silence far away from ( Read more... )

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Hello. Many questions have been recently asked as to how to use our media facilities. I am currently affflicted with terrible hot-flashes as well as a lost retainer case, and an unable to perform my usual tasks with requisite patience and courtesy. Therefore, I am publishing, via the World Wide Web, a list of frequently asked questions as to ( Read more... )

Someone thought it would be a lucritive endeavor to submit my personal email address to a special offer on the world wide web for a free lobster dinner. Now, all the email I receive is junk mail offering to harden my erection. I say with the utmost confidence that I do not require this.

Butter love,
Marj

I know it may seem that this old bat is only interested in Media Adventures these days. I do love my media. I have such a large collection. But there is a part of me that some of you may not know about. My dark past has resurface. It's true. I've done many a thing that I am not too fond of. But that's isn't what I wanted to bring up today ( Read more... )

I've been feeling nostalgic today. You see it's the anniversary of my beloved Herbert's death. Herbert and I were together for 35 years, you know, before he died on an unusually cold and rainy July night. You could never understand the flutter of my heart when Herbie spoke or how long it took for the cigar smell to vacate our house after his ( Read more... )

HELLO EVERYONE ( Read more... )

I, Marjorie Iglow Mitchell, am adicted to solitaire.

The cutest little baby was in here today. It reminded me of my own childhood. Days full of dreams. Dreams of media adventures. So many dreams. Too many dreams. Now look at me. An old woman. Will my legacy survive? What is the fate of the Marjorie Iglow Mitchell Multimedia Center? Is this baby the future ( Read more... )

I have found the villiage idiot.