Feeling Brassy

Jun 24, 2004 14:29

I was walking out the door this morning when my friend stopped me and said, "Marj, I've been meaning to talk to you about something."
"What is it, dear sweet Gertrude?"
"Please hon, let me give you the number of my colorist."

Do I have roots?

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coolredelusive June 28 2004, 13:41:02 UTC
Perhaps viewing movies set in salons and barber shops would do the trick instead...?
I think there's magic in your center.
I think there's an unintentional sexual double entendre in my last sentence...

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live_from_mmlc June 28 2004, 15:57:14 UTC
I do believe that you're on to something, young man. Perhaps the laserdisc version of Shampoo (call # 791.4372 S5285 ld), that classic 1970s sexual romp starring Warren Beaty as a haridresser who becomes entangled in multiple affiars with three beautiful women (Julie Christie, Goldie Hawn, and Lee Grant), would do the trick.

Thank you for the advice, my sweet child. By the way, you're right. There is magic in these carrels.

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coolredelusive June 28 2004, 22:37:11 UTC
Is it unreasonably audacious of me to assume I know the person behind the lovely miss Marj?
I studied Mystery films in one of your magic carrels and was inspired...I set off on my own hunt for clues, and think I may have come up with something.
There are however always those damn trick endings, when the real criminal is off just as the framed sir/lass is being escorted to the local jail...But then the real criminal gets shot most of the time...or in the sequel at least.

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Deepest Regrets live_from_mmlc June 29 2004, 11:50:13 UTC
It has come to the attention of the Marjorie Iglow Multimedia Center that certain parties have misunderstood the intentions of a one, Marj, as "flirtatious." Let me assure those parties involved that Marj is post menopausal and is only interested in media related friendships. No hard feelings!

XOXO,
Marj

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