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I need my clothes back.

Mmmmbut the things I learned~ Andandand I need to start hiring again... and I think a workshop is called for... umm, I need to make some calls.

[The scene is mostly just one of Phobos' bedroom; perfectly tidy, cane and top hat rested on a fully made-up bed; fluorescent lighting from the tanks in the background highlight a silhouette too short and slight to be Phobos himself. She appears to be dancing--turning round and round on the spot, limbs stretching out at random, hair completely ( Read more... )

[ooc: After the poisoning/present illness of his flatmate, Phobos has been sulking. His mood remains at a low (unless he genuinely likes you--a category that, at the moment, seems to consist of... 7 people) and he has taken to traumatising the general public to make himself feel better. Reprimands will not be taken well.]The average human seems to ( Read more... )

That's right, children--Light a candle, stand before a mirror and say COMMUNIST three times. They will appear behind you, and you will know them by the trail of the dead~

To the deluded, the self-righteous and the gullible (Agamemnon, Ares and Aphrodite respectively), I'm not here. But, should you find you need the stress relief, there is ( Read more... )

[ringing~]

Pick it up~

[and again]

Pick it up, or I'm coming to get you...

[Somewhere in the background, Phobos is humming the chorus of 'I wish it could be Christmas every day'. As he approaches the mic, he pauses and changes the song, drawing out each syllable for effect. Naturally, this is Phobos singing, so the song doesn't sound so merry any more.]

Heee... sees you when you're sleeping...

He knows when yooouuu're ( Read more... )

[The camera catches the tail-end of Phobos hitting keys at random (thus activating the camera), his frown a combination of boredom and frustration. He is in what appears to be a conference room, and though it is clear he is there with at least several other people, the camera and mic are only really picking up Phobos. Everyone else's voice has ( Read more... )

Sex is...

... distinctly overrated.

Someone

Anyone

Please stop her staring before I sue an employee for... harrassment.
Or cause immeasurable... psychological... damage.

Walking into my dressing room is rude but now I'm clothed
I can't find my shirt
So... look the other way before I consider your phobias fair game.

... Well, if you will tell me such things ( Read more... )

[General city-noise ambience; Phobos' tone is bewildered, but oddly polite, given the circumstances]

That young man needs... a... role model. Hmmm. You can't mug just anyone--there's a--[the sound of him smacking someone on the cheek]--vetting process. Specific signs of vulnerability. Like the distraction created by a cell phone~

[A pause and the ( Read more... )