the fatal error of history

[livingdocument]

You know, if I got a blow job every time I took a shit, I would probably like the smell of my own shit even more than I already do.

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[livingdocument]

I was giving myself a blow job when I accidentally took a shit. What's up man?

[shellac]

I was always too lazy to sign in to see locked entries. I just signed into livejournal and caught up with the last few years of your life. I wish I had started reading sooner.

[fujison]

The rank steam of your vile turds is enough to trigger even the meekest of Pavlovian erection responses!