Waddle-dee. I can't stop chortling. Damascus just turned his first 4-6-3 double play. Fistola Pita at short, Instancia Borhent set on the bag at first--anticipation all around! Damascus (his massive frame instills us with unbearable fright) lumbers toward a high Stave Sax(x) chopper. Off you go, Damascus, waddle-dee. Fistola to Instancia, Instancia ( Read more... )

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I fully intended to post this survey as honestly, as openly, as anything I’ve ever posted in this livejournal. This was going to be a turning point, a representation of a newfound display of emotion. My uncaring simian audience would be born anew. My unappreciative peers would hoist me upon their frail shoulders, carrying me into the sunset, my ( Read more... )

I suppose my long awaited return to the heartwarming persona known as lizardman deserves an explanation of sorts, and I'm certainly not one to carelessly lolligag my way through such a highly desired colorful illustration, which many of you are not doubt salivating over ( Read more... )

She had high hopes and boots.
They were hip specialists and to her jive.
He interrupted the flow and his wife.
He logged his observations and the forest.
They opened for the Cure and a restaurant.
He was well known for his open mind and sores.


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1) Seven minutes in heaven with Mr. Martin Rev ( Read more... )

Celebrate the bicentennial anniversary of Lizardman! Place your insatiable infants on your shoulders! Indulge yourself in the finer specimens of life by subscribing to one of my many newsletters! Impregnate a member of the opposite sex with the utmost urgency; the most efficient potency! Lizardman's bicentennial celebration will unite us all ( Read more... )

To clarify: Drawn to scale? Perhaps! Perhaps not! I refuse to spend my time entertaining the irrefutable evidence of a common crum bum. The etymology of snakehead fish has little to do with united states currency. My statements are not fueled by my weak-willed political agenda! How dare such accusations besiege me! I will not be made a cuckold. ( Read more... )

Sometimes things don't work out exactly as you've planned them, and this summer is no exception. However, I will place no blame on any of you. Mud slinging, although quite a tantalizing, arousing experience, is currently light years behind my current agenda. In particular, you're all guilty. We're all sinners, and while your loose ethics have left ( Read more... )

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