I had ice-cream for breakfast.
And your feet smell like socks.


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Warning: Do not watch German films about midgets, even if they look really funny. They are not funny. Not in the "ha-ha belly laugh" sense. They are funny in the "oh my god this is so creepy, so let's laugh to keep us from shaking uncontrollably with fear" sense. This film nearly destroyed my love of the little people. These were not the kinds ( Read more... )

I'm home now, as most of you have probably gathered from your keen observational skills ( Read more... )

I'll be gone for one week.

Miss me?

"Watch out for those hardcore girls with tambourines! you know what they say about THEM!"


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I've been having me some pretty fun times ( Read more... )

I'm going to take a shower right now.

In no particular order...


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I hate the 4th of July ( Read more... )

some stories never end
because we walk away from them in the middle
pretending like we knew what happened