I broke three jars at the same time time. I made a succulent and most expensive mix of grape juice, tomato sauce, olive oil, and glass. Yummy.

That was not the most annoying part of my day.

Ok, so the medication I have been given to combat my constant dizziness has the following potential side effect:

"May cause dizziness"

...

Today at work, I saw a memo about the lack of a memo.

I am very frustrated right now. I am on days of sleep dep, and I can't get any because I am sitting up thinking about I offered to help and was not only told to shove it, but made to feel bad for trying.

No good deed goes unpunished and all that jazz.

The road runs through my bedroom.

I pave it.

*sigh*

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his lleather.

Which movie was this quote from?

I ran into a buddy of mine from college while shopping tonight. I haven't seen him in seven-odd years. We started talking, and he asked me where I work ( Read more... )

The Black Queen
You scored 4 Power-Finesse, 3 Leader-Follower, 2 Unique-Ordinary, and 0 Offense-Defense!

You are devoted to the cause, and you protect the interests of the Black team. You will often be working behind the scenes, protecting even the lowliest pawn. However, you are impossible to ignore, since at any moment you could strike like ( Read more... )

The world is never as good or as bad as you think it is.

The mystery of why I am unable to get into my email is solved.

And all this time I have been spelling my name wrong...It starts with a T.

Didja know that? I didn't. ;)