I regret to inform you
That while I am perfectly fine
I know nothing of a goose
We've never met
Nor have my nappers met her
Is she from the porch
That leads to my bathroom home?
It is estimated that at any one time
0.7% of the world's population are drunk

There is a giant sea below me.
I've got my head in the clouds.
Yet there is still grass between my feet.
60% of people look at the toilet paper after they wipe.

Can anybody read this?
I hope so.
The people here are nice.
They tell me I can go home.
Not yet.
I miss having a bathroom always near.
Don't worry about me.
I am safe.
I miss everybody.
Check your mail.
The sun's mass is 70.9% Hydrogen.