The Bad News

[locust_gnome]

I regret to inform you
That while I am perfectly fine
I know nothing of a goose
We've never met
Nor have my nappers met her
Is she from the porch
That leads to my bathroom home?
It is estimated that at any one time
0.7% of the world's population are drunk

Comments

[d_gurl]

and 99% of that .7% live in mt p!

[anonymous]

Lovely Ms. Goose did once grace the Locust porch that leads to your bathroom home. What a shame you didn't get to meet before she was kidnapped. Never to be seen or heard from again. Last seen she was wearing a lovely yellow and pink frock with matching bonnet.

How sad...

[locust_gnome]

She sounds beautiful
inside and out
I hope her situation
is as fortunate as my own