I just bought a new hose to water my lawn that had a label that says: attention California residents: this product contains material that is known to be cancerous...do not drink from...

good thing I live in Oregon..

I enjoy the juxtaposition of thousands of fans outside a hospital with rest in peace signs...

On the cover of People, Bristol Palin refers to her child as a consequence...

I now own a shamwow...Somebody needs to put me to bed at night..

sometimes I like to use my phone to make and receive calls..

I went grocery shopping last week...the next day I went to the doctor and he told me I'm not allowed to eat any more salt...now I have to get rid of all my groceries..

On Hannity tonight Dick Cheney referred to water boarding and other forms of torture as "asking tough questions"...

I always get complemented on the veins on my arm whenever I give blood, or get lab work done, or inject drugs...

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I was browsing the bulletin board at the grocery when I came across this gem: "UEGENT wanted: adult diapers"