Neville we need to talk about you becomming Harry's new best friend.

Hello Hello! wasn't Halloween lovely everyone? normally I find Halloween boring because it only involves eating disgusting british food at school but this year it was so romantic and magical ( Read more... )

I cant do this.

Well the aunties are furious with me, apparently they had their heart set on my marrying a wealthy Indian prince and now I've dissapointed them ( Read more... )

What do you do if your friend hypothetically loses all his plastic chips in a game of Poke Her and a crime lord says he'll break his legs unless YOU spend the rest of the weekend with him?

Why doesn't anybody want me?

This morning I got several emails from at least a dozen people pretending to be teenage girls asking if I've shagged Neville yet.
How strange, is this some sort of sick joke?

Please dont kill Ron! if anyone deserves to die it's me, I'm a lousy friend and a horrible person!
I let my desires rule me which is totally not ZEN and for that I must totally like die.
Or whatever.
So if your going to kill some one it should be me, although I know for a fact I'll be coming back as a cockroach.

Ok so I get that the show has some really hot Asian blokes in it but GOD it's a show about QUIDDITCH ( Read more... )

Daddy finally sent me the new photos from my modelling portpholio so I can finally show you all my brand new icons ( Read more... )