Hello. Apologies of sorts due to no update on "to be continued" post. Relax. Come off tenterhooks. I will do it soon. I promise. I will, I will...

Past few days have centered around hormones, hoggins and hangovers - mostly in that order. Nun-like existence wasn't really working out for me. Father was up north over weekend, I had a few friends ' ( Read more... )

Okay, okay, it has all gone a bit Pete Tong. I thought I'd create a silly poll with serious undertones on the subject of nudity, after having a sort-of debate about it with a friend. It was my first blog poll, and I intended it to be answerable by everyone and anyone, anonymously, that so happened upon this page. But it isn't working like that - it ( Read more... )

Poll By popular demand

I am feeling terminally bored at this moment, and so thought that I might use the opportunity to update my journal ( Read more... )

Babysat Ryan with my gran a couple of days ago, as my brother was playing football drunk in the necropolis on Sunday, when one of his drunk friends tackled him badly and rendered him a cripple for the time being - hardly capable of tending to his toddlers needs. Took some nice photographs.


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So you heard my talk of being rather strong for a short-arse girl and you wanted some evidence. Well, here it is:


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Why, hello there. I do hope you're enjoying the pageantry centred around the Easter celebrations this year. I particularly enjoy it myself. I find that I can focus more fully on the Cross when I'm hyperglycaemic. I mean, I once considered celebrating the vernal equinox, but I wasn't sure if it involved the same volume of chocolate as our more ( Read more... )

Following its rather impromptu dip in the bath, my old mobile was taken to a shop to have its health assessed. Unfortunately I was informed that it was buggered. It had ceased to be, passed on, shuffled off its mortal coil. It was an ex-phone. Unless of course I wanted it repaired - which would cost more than it'd be worth. So I shrugged my ( Read more... )

Because it's late, and I can't for the life of me be bothered with anything more substantial, I give you a few short 'n' snappy things I've said or have heard said at one point or other in my life in response to certain queries.

French teacher: "So what do you want to do for a living then?"
Me: "Live."

Various people: "What do you want to be when ( Read more... )