I wish we had axolotls.

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[Sealand, sans ears or tail, is lying on the floor of the living room, the Sealand flag-blanket draped over him. Every so often his foot twitches. After a moment, he slowly blinks away, then yelps.]

I'm missing my invasion!

[He scrambles to get up, grabbing the blanket after him, knocking the communicator over so all you see is black. However, ( Read more... )

[The video switches on to show a very serious Sealand, with tiny ears poking through his golden hair. He looks serious, but his very fluffy golden tail is swishing behind him furiously with excitement. He reaches up to scratch at an ear, his hands now paws.]

The time has finally come!

[He beams widely at the camera, his canines poking through.] ( Read more... )

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I don't like it here anymore.

Mama? Papa? Latvia?

Is everything normal yet?

After all the work I did for you in the war, did you really have to tear me down? And not just me, you tore down my brothers, too. I don't know where they are anymore.

I don't know where I am. Help? Someone?

It's cold and I can't smell the ocean from here.

[It is Sealand in a German SS uniform, patrolling the fort, a gun on his shoulder. He turns into one of the buildings that had been built onto the fort -- it has been expanded to more than twice its size, 2000 meters instead of 500 -- and comes out minutes later with more guards surrounding a group of emaciated men. They are basically skin and ( Read more... )

( Private, but not locked. )

[He sounds terrified; his voice is full of pain.]

M-m-mama?

Mama, I'm bleeding and it really really hurts.

I'm leaking, mama.

Please make it stop.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Prussia, I got you a gift. ...you too, jerk England.

Latvia I'm going to see later, but first here you go, Mama!

( presents )