Eru help me, the doctor said it had four legs*curls up in Mommy's bed with teddy bear ( Read more... )

This cannot be happening. It's just not possible. I'm not some gender-confused elf or some baby-hoarding tweenager Hobbit! There is no way. It has to be one of Dany's tricks...but, um, how could he have...? No, ne he couldn't have done it ( Read more... )

Tummy hurts.

Head hurts.

Heart hurts.

I'm gonna stay in bed today, hope to not throw up, and work on designs for more additions to the Last Homeley Clubhouse. I wanna make it a haven for Pansies everywhere.

Good news: I'm out of Mandos.

Bad news, I've got something following me. It whines more than me and keeps asking for things like food and water and Nintendo games. I tried to lose it, but it must have like super-hyper senses or something.

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My sister has gone off for the weekend, probably squirrel-fucker-fucking. Ada 1 is still dead. Ada 2 is ( Read more... )

I'm in Mandos!! Someone killed me! I was napping, and when I woke up, there was a note saying that I had a special surprise waiting for me under the east bridge. I ran over there, hoping for the Helm's Deep playset, and when I got there, someone snuck up behind me!! There was a lot of pain and then I was here ( Read more... )

I can't believe I never noticed that LJ has a locking feature! What a tool! Now I can put down what I'm really thinking and no one but me can read it! Oh, this is just a gift from the Vala, I swear ( Read more... )

Hum dee dooo...

*grabs Dany*

*throws him in drier*

*sets it to "tumble dry"*

*hits start*

*runs*

OME

AdaI is wasting away in a forest or something. Arwen has disowned us all. AdaII is threatening to die.

And now Gramma6 is making mean threats about them...and apparently she still doesn't believe Dany and I are two people.

I need my Adas!!!!

*cries*

Bergil ruined my life! I am so suing!!!

*cries*

Well, since I'm not a real Peredhil, I guess I'll just be packing my stuff...heading out into the cold cruel world.

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I wish I was favoritedead

Yes...that seems to be where I am. Sand. Rocks. Heat. Scorpions. Giant fucking lizards.

Yup.

I knew drinking with my sis was a bad idea. I had a virgin daiquiri with a vanilla coke chaser and then I passed out. The next thing I know, I'm here.

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water?